SATAN!

WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGRY THAT MAY HARM CERTAIN TYPES OF PEOPLE. I DON'T WANT MY GAME KILLING PEOPLE. 

YO YO YO! As I was evaluating society, I realized something that shook my ass to the core. Y'ALL NIGGAS NEED TO TYPE FASTER! I was looking for jobs in the data entry field, and I was shocked on how low the wpm requirement was! it was like fucking, 40 wpm? the hell? apparently that's the average wpm. I'm not gonna live in a world with slow ass typers. I'm gonna need all of y'all to type at least 70 wpm. no mistakes. A.K.A, ME! So, in order to train you jabronis on how to type faster, i've created an intense action packed typing game. A game that will put your typing abilities to the test. A game that will improve your overall typing speed. That game is named SATAN!

 Enter Satan's castle as a lone, fearson viking warrior, and defeat his high ranking officials plus Satan himself by using the power of typing and Wu-Tang Beats! You must put an end to all the SATANISM spreading around the world! You're probably wondering right now, "Who the fuck wants to play a typing game?" Well, to answer that question, everyone does! I believe that typing games are the future for the gaming industry. Who needs shitty hack and slash games? Who needs boring platformers? Who needs copy and paste first person shooters? Who needs any of that shit when we have typing!?  The typing genre is more fufilling and more educational than those other brain rotters. you wanna be stupid? you wanna be a dumbass? I don't think so pal. So play this groundbreaking typing game that will make typing fun! I HOPE!

HOW TO PLAY: JUST TYPE THE FUCKING SENTENCES DISPLAYED! LOWERCASE ONLY! DON'T DO FUCKIN' CAPS LIKE THIS AIGHT? THAT'S A NO NO!

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HAVE FUN!